Time to flip the ‘on’ switch!

The NEW Trans4mation gym is open and waiting…..

TIME to make a start on that pre-Christmas training and get in great shape for the festive season!

GREAT new membership rates

FANTASTIC facilities

MOTIVATED and professional trainers

UNBELIEVABLE classes

ONE place to be….. TRANS4MATION!

He’s Baaaaaaaaack!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

The Aussie is BACK for a special appearance as ‘The FairySpinMother’ at Trans4mation Fermoy

Well, TWO special appearances, actually.

Tuesday 28th June at 6 and again at 7pm

Thursday 30th June at 6pm, 7pm and 8pm.

Guaranteed to curdle your blood with the worst collection of music imaginable, the loudest roaring, and most woeful one-liners ever witnessed on the face of the earth, and undoubtedly will leave you with a ringing in your ears for days.

Whatever you do, DO NOT book in for this class, you’ll hate it/love it/hate it! Do NOT call 025 51523 and say “I’d like to book in the Aussie Madman, please.”

WARNING: The Surgeon General has advised that spinning with this man is hazardous to your health, but it’s part of his parole conditions, so must be allowed to go ahead.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!